Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions

Title: Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions
Pairing: House/Foreman
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13-ish
Warnings: Slash, mentions of sex though nothing particuarily graphic, CRACK!FIC, au... think that's it. Oh, and it has some f-words
Summary: Crack. House and Foreman run into each other at a bowling alley. Foreman gets buzzed, and House gives him a ride home on his bike. Then they fall off a cliff and into a place called Alahn. And House's biological father is not Sean Connery, but an elf. Like I said, crack.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine. (Except for all the people/things/idea/places in Alahn. those are mine. Except Ewan, who's based off Remmington in chrono crusade. At least to the extent his voice is supposed to sound like Jason Douglasand he has the same first name.)
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes and Previous Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 i give up trying to post every-other day. since that ended up more like every 3-4 days. so the last two chapters after this should come out friday and saturday.

( Chapter 6 )

David

Title: David
Pairing: House/David (my creation of wilson's missing brother)
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: hurting!house, suicide attempt, homelessness. kind of dark/mean!wilson
Summary: a long while after h&h except house and wilson never made up, house goes for a walk because he needs to think, and ends up finding wilson's missing brother instead of an answer to what he was thinking about. then further plot happens.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes: this was supposed to be h/w. but the plot bunnies had other plans. i honestly have no idea how this plot happened.

( David )