Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions

Title: Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions
Pairing: House/Foreman
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13-ish
Warnings: Slash, mentions of sex though nothing particuarily graphic, CRACK!FIC, au... think that's it. Oh, and it has some f-words
Summary: Crack. House and Foreman run into each other at a bowling alley. Foreman gets buzzed, and House gives him a ride home on his bike. Then they fall off a cliff and into a place called Alahn. And House's biological father is not Sean Connery, but an elf. Like I said, crack.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine. (Except for all the people/things/idea/places in Alahn. those are mine. Except Ewan, who's based off Remmington in chrono crusade. At least to the extent his voice is supposed to sound like Jason Douglasand he has the same first name.)
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes and Previous Chapters: 1 2 even though this takes place before h&h (or rather, instead of) if you haven't seen birthmarks you might be a little confused.

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