Sight and Sound

Title: Sight and Sound
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild AU (plot-wise). F-words. Violence. Genetic (though non-fatal) disease in someone other than 13.
Summary: When Cuddy asks House to look at her sperm donors, House has to look at her genetic history. He finds out she has Usher III syndrome, that just hasn't presented yet, which she doesn't know about. Oh, and Wilson's missing brother killed some people.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes and previous chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 this part of the plot actually came from a house/chase fic which was, at one point, going to be my bigbang, but got stuck at about 11,000 words.

( Chapter 7 )

Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions

Title: Bowling, Bicycles and Alternate Dimensions
Pairing: House/Foreman
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG-13-ish
Warnings: Slash, mentions of sex though nothing particuarily graphic, CRACK!FIC, au... think that's it. Oh, and it has some f-words
Summary: Crack. House and Foreman run into each other at a bowling alley. Foreman gets buzzed, and House gives him a ride home on his bike. Then they fall off a cliff and into a place called Alahn. And House's biological father is not Sean Connery, but an elf. Like I said, crack.
Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine. (Except for all the people/things/idea/places in Alahn. those are mine. Except Ewan, who's based off Remmington in chrono crusade. At least to the extent his voice is supposed to sound like Jason Douglas and he has the same first name.)
Feedback: Reviews and flames are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
Notes: This was supposed to be a serious angst/friendship/slash house/foreman story taking place before H&H (or rather, instead of, since house wasn't going to go out for the drink.) but then the plot bunny got hit by some cosmic rays or something, because it mutated into whatever the hell you want to call it now.

( Chapter 1 )